THE HIGH FIVE...
Five New Year's Resolutions for The Noyse:
5. Not to get sued for “borrowing” pictures … again
4. To use CraigsList more than lonely 40 year olds looking to spend some “roses”
3. To bail out, check out, bribe, plead, beg and barter to bring back as many past contributors as possible
2. Write to congress and get a multimillion dollar bailout to help rebuild from the ground up
1. To make as much FUCKING NOYSE as possible – do it BIGGER, do it BETTER and do it LOUDER THAN EVER!!!